Okay I don't know if this one is true or not but I'm going to post it anyway. It was sent to me by "Rick".
It might be true and it might not. He assured me that it was true. I simply have to post it though.
This happened about a year ago. Here it is.
Rick is forty years old, he's divorced and has two daughters. He never remarried. He had a girlfriend a couple years ago but has been single ever since he caught her cheating on him and broke it off.
So one night, Rick was surfing the internet. He was doing what most men do online at 3am. Surfing for porn. A couple hours went by (Time flies) and he did what anybody would do after a couple hours of adult entertainment. He went to his local Casual Encounters section on craigslist.
He replies to every w4m ad he can find. Even the ones that go back a few days. (Hey you never know!) Now he waits. . . . . . . . . No reply. Well he got a couple of replies but those were nothing but spam messages. Sign up here and there and win this and that.
Rick was starting to give up. He was ready to give up and take matters into his own hands ;)
And then it happened.
20 year old hotty in need of 200 roses
Click! Let's check it out.
I'm available right now for your pleasure. Will spend the whole night with you and do whatever it is that turns you on. All I ask in return is 200 roses to help pay for my rent.
Now Rick's a nice guy and loves helping others in need so he replies.
Rick writes: Hi I'd love to help you out. I'm willing to meet up right now if you'd like. I can pay the two hundred. No problem!
She replies: That's great! I don't normally do this sort of thing but I'm having a bit of a hard time paying the bills this month. I'm single, I go to University, my mom's an alcoholic, my dad's a deadbeat, I don't have any help from anyone blah blah blah (You know the story) I'll be at X hotel in room X. You'll have to give me an extra 40 for the room is that okay? Can you send me a picture?
Rick: Sure! Not a problem. Click... a picture of his gear and his bare chest. I'll be there in 30 minutes!
She Replies: MmMmmm.. Nice cock! I can't wait for you to get here. I'm so wet!
So Rick gets dressed and he's on his way! Oh man! twenty year old booty... this is going to be great!
Anybody know where this is going??? Now Rick's made a few mistakes here. No pictures. No phone call. Nothing. No verification whatsoever.
To make a long story short Rick got in his car and drove to the Hotel. Guess what! There WAS a woman there! Surprisingly enough! Now here's the sad part. RICK was the deadbeat dad the girl was talking about. The girl he sent pictures of his dick to and was going to meet was his daughter. So sad :(
The part that made me laugh the most was when I asked him what he did when she opened the door. This was his reply.
"Well, what do ya mean? Did I fuck her? Hell no! That's my baby girl. You twisted or sumthin?"
I decided to just leave it at that.
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